Central does it again this Christmas
Every year the folks at Central World do their very best to terrify children by assembling the most tasteless, bizarre, horrifying collection of Christmas characters known to man. I blogged about this five years ago, and today I'm doing it again. So turn the lights off, grab some popcorn and get ready for this year's festive freakshow.
Beware the demon spinning-head ted. Ever seen The Exorcist where the girl's head spins round? This is the teddy bear version.
Would you seriously get on a boat with this creepy little bearded chap?
Giant ted pretends his mouth is a stage to lure innocent children. Then he eats them.
The Karate Kid bear-woman hybrid is bananas.
Mastercard snowman will shop you to death.
Santa's helpers look very bored here, but actually they're just really tired because they've been working in a sweatshop for the past 12 months making Christmas jumpers.
This fella is clearly a meth head. He's high as a kite. No more candies for you, sir.
And finally, at Central Festival in Pattaya, here's a very rude gingerbread man with his legs hitched up, flashing the general public like there's no tomorrow.
