Nov 15, 2006

I hate Fergie

I hate Fergie with a passion. The Black Eyed Peas are a terrible group by themselves, but she makes them even worse; and now she is, allegedly, a solo-performer. I wouldn’t call her a singer. I wouldn’t call her a rapper. Heck, I don’t even know what she is.

Her album is entitled ‘The Dutchess’. I don’t know what possessed her to spell the word like that and quite frankly I don’t care. I wish she’d disappear. Her latest “song” is ‘London Bridge’. I hear it four or five times a day on the radio in my office. It drives me crazy. Let’s have a look at some of her inspiring lyrics:

"Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose.
Now I’m wishin’ that I didn’t wear these shoes. (I hate heels)
It’s like everytime I get up on the dew,
Paparazzi put my business in the news.
And I’m like get up out my face, (oh shit)
'fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace. (oh shit)
My lips make you wanna have a taste. (oh shit)
You got that?"

What does it all mean? It’s a song about nothing. The only connection from one line to the next is it rhymes. Apparently she co-wrote this song. What we can deduce from this is that she is as thick as two short planks. It’s also not just her voice that’s annoying, it’s the way she pronounces her words. Somebody must have said to her: “You’ve got to be hip Fergie. So try and make yourself sound as stupid as possible.” It’s worked.

She’s not street; she’s a product of popular culture. She was a child actress with a squeaky clean image who was in an awful band that got dropped by their record label. She then got hooked on crystal meth. How urban; especially as this came just a few years after she was voice-acting for Charlie Brown specials.

Gosh. The gods are against me today. The horrible little witch has just come on the radio again.

58 Responses

  1. Del says:

    All u guys.. go get a life… there r much better things to do in this world.. use ur energy for better purposes..

  2. fergie is my role says:

    yall are drunk on HATEARADE!cuz yall know she is bettr than u fergie ferg is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LOST BOY IS LOST IN STUPINITY(ha ha)Stacy Fergouson 4 ever she is stunnin!

  3. I LOVE FERGIE says:

    This SKANK Fergie is the biggest piece of shit on the planet. I hope she croaks. Man that is one ugly whore .

  4. Fergie Needs More Plastic Surgery says:

    Thank you. All you people out there who hate Fugly Fug aka Fergie aka Stacy Ferguson aka the "DuTchess" (F-in STUPID!).

    I have to admit that I was kind of anxious when I found out the BEPs and her dumba– was playing the NFL halftime show. But the results of that horrendous night just PROVES she SUCKS.

    I am sorry that I am insulting God when I say that her music is terrible but I highly doubt that ANY of her actions have ANYTHING to do with God if that is the case. Who would be arrogant enough to put herself on the same level as God? WTF?

    For the person who thinks that we are all REDNECKS with no education who hate Fergie. News for you buddy. I am actually college educated and NOT a redneck. Nothing wrong with rednecks but just saying that you are wrong. You don't have to be a MORON to hate Fergie because ANYONE with HALF a brain can see through her crappy outfits and over commercialized music.

    And for those of you who think Fergie is Awesome… OMG, You keep thinking that, you go, Girls & Boyzzzz we need people like you in this world to keep supporting people like Fergie so they won't end up on the streets homeless and on meth (oops, didn't she do that already) plaguing our city. Im thinking she actually donates some of her botox fund to charity?

    Honestly, I know I've been the victim of people being harsh but I can take it, so I say to you, Fergie Haters UNITE! We should all hold a yearly convention until the BEP's albums come to a complete STOP and Fugly Fug stops annoying us with her God-given talent (apparently).

    And one more thing that really pisses me off. They did a world tour. As if America wasn't enough to hurt with their ridiculous music, wait, did I just say Music? I mean whatever the fck you call it.

    ARGHGHGH. Just go AWAY STACY FERGUSON WHO WEARS BLACK THONGS WITH WHITE STRETCH PANTS!!!!

  5. Fergie Needs More Plastic Surgery says:

    BTW RN- Just because people talk badly about other people doesn't necessarily mean they are JEALOUS. Please. I am not a celebrity nor do I want to be. I actually knew Fergie from grade school so why don't you listen to someone that actually knows. She is a vapid party whore who just wants the world to know who she is. Nothing wrong with that since that is what a celebrity does, but in Fergie's case, I fear that it is not working. And I'm sorry that 99% on this site can see through that and that's why we can't stand her. And why are you even on here if you don't hate her? Oh, cause you think you're doing some good by defending her? Why don't you just respect other people's opinions and go find another site, like the I love fergie websites… puh- lease biatch. Fergie and substantial music do not go together in a sentence. And if BEPs got rid of her, they might have a chance.

  6. Fergie is a Cunt says:

    I hate this ulgy fucking disgusting cum guzzling cunt named fergie her face looks like a dogs asshole I would love to kick her fucking ass I hate her I hate her I hate her I'd sell my fucking soul to see this bitch get shot in her motherfucking face I hate her soooooooo much it was so hilarious when her man cheated on her with that gross lil beyotch bet she's a better lay than than this trashy skanky ass botox having piece of shit I recently saw the scum sucking rodent doing a dr pepper commerical I am so enraged that they would use the dog shit to adverstise my fav fucking soda will never purchase that motherfucking drink again every five mins the cunt is on running her stinky ass mouth I hate this piece of shit so much I'd rip her fucking fake her from her head why is it the talented celebs die the ones that actually worth watching and this whore continues to live I hate how she acts black not that I have anything against black people but this piece of shit fergie feels she can talk and act black because she's suck a lot of big black cocks to get to where she is today and had their big ass dicks in all her vile stinking hole the whore thinks she can rap LOL can't wait for that douche bag faggot husband of hers to dump her crab filled VD ass and all the fergie fans on here taking up for her go fist your moms pussy

  7. fergie is a waste of a sperm and an egg says:

    I hate fergie I wouldn't say I want to kill her I just don't want her to be alive anymore she's a digusting looking cretin that needs to get her head chopped off and whoever wants to say "oooh the FBI will be on to you violent threats blah blah blah" just go suck your mom when she's on her menses cheerio have a lovely day :)

  8. fergie looks like the grinch says:

    Fergie looks greasy and nasty I hate her face it looks like plastic surgery gone and the comments above are a bit too harsh even though I hate the cunt I wouldn't want to see her head chopped