I hate Fergie
I hate Fergie with a passion. The Black Eyed Peas are a terrible group by themselves, but she makes them even worse; and now she is, allegedly, a solo-performer. I wouldn’t call her a singer. I wouldn’t call her a rapper. Heck, I don’t even know what she is.
Her album is entitled ‘The Dutchess’. I don’t know what possessed her to spell the word like that and quite frankly I don’t care. I wish she’d disappear. Her latest “song†is ‘London Bridge’. I hear it four or five times a day on the radio in my office. It drives me crazy. Let’s have a look at some of her inspiring lyrics:
“Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose.
Now I’m wishin’ that I didn’t wear these shoes. (I hate heels)
It’s like everytime I get up on the dew,
Paparazzi put my business in the news.
And I’m like get up out my face, (oh shit)
‘fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace. (oh shit)
My lips make you wanna have a taste. (oh shit)
You got that?”
What does it all mean? It’s a song about nothing. The only connection from one line to the next is it rhymes. Apparently she co-wrote this song. What we can deduce from this is that she is as thick as two short planks. It’s also not just her voice that’s annoying, it’s the way she pronounces her words. Somebody must have said to her: “You’ve got to be hip Fergie. So try and make yourself sound as stupid as possible.†It’s worked.
She’s not street; she’s a product of popular culture. She was a child actress with a squeaky clean image who was in an awful band that got dropped by their record label. She then got hooked on crystal meth. How urban; especially as this came just a few years after she was voice-acting for Charlie Brown specials.
Gosh. The gods are against me today. The horrible little witch has just come on the radio again.
November 15th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
How come every time you come around my london london bridge wanna go down..
November 15th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
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November 15th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
I find Fergie always looks like a skank and the whole ‘Dutchess’ and ‘London Bridge’ thing is cringeworthy.. it’s as if some record exec told her that England was cool so she started doing a Madonna…
BUT despite the Black Eyed Peas selling out recently, if you listen to their older stuff (pre-Fergie) which goes back to the 90s they are actually pretty talented.. their 2nd album ‘Bridging the Gap’ is worth a listen.
Anyway are they gonna play Fergie at your Jazzit night?? :)
November 18th, 2006 at 5:17 am
Agree with your Fergie rant. Solo, she’s not done so hot. I used to be a black eyed peas skeptic, until I saw their live concert. Total convert. These guys have real skills Apl is Pilipino and came from a poor family and basically made it rapping in LA. They were even brave enough to throw a Taglog/English song on their hit album. Still waiting for that to happen with a famous Thai act. Their album did get pretty commercial, however but they are not some thrown together act like pussy cat dolls just out there as a product.
November 20th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
I’m not sure about you, but I always live my life by these wise words..
“Singing is a gift from God, and when
people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like
insulting God.” – Fergie, Black Eyed Peas
talentless slag.
November 21st, 2006 at 12:14 am
FERGIE = NO TALENT… NO ORIGINALITY…NOTHING BUT ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD BIATCH…she was bad back then with BEP… she’s still bad now … HOW CAN SHE CALL HERSELF Fergalicious??? OMG EVEN HER LYRICS SUCKS……….( WE ALL KNOW THAT SHE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO WRITE SOMETHING…)…
DIE FERGiAtch die
December 5th, 2006 at 10:54 am
Hi
It seems to me that all you did was copy this guy’s page. The same headline, a similar picture of Ferg…
He beat you with about 2 weeks. Check it out
LINK
December 5th, 2006 at 11:30 am
He wrote his three days before mine, I didn’t post any picture (so what are you looking at), and the headlines are different.
December 5th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
Are you drunk?
Here’s your pic LINK
here’s his pic
LINK 2
You posted your “I hate Fergie”-column on Nov 15,
He posted it on July 12, 2006 – BUT the date is wrong on his site, so it looks like he posted it in Nov. Check the guestbook replys and see that they roam from July – Today.
I have left him a guestbook re “I hate Fergie ” already in September. Soooo…
December 6th, 2006 at 1:25 am
OK, your date is right. But… there – is – no – picture – in – this – post. If there was it would not hosted on another site. There is no pic. Do you really see a pic here? I didn’t use one. Look through the source code. Nothing.
December 7th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
I might be wrong but the blog entry where that pic is is
LINK and its identical to yours. Who is copying who?
poormojo /vs whatismatt – or is it not the same site as I first thought because if you try to post a comment you end up at this site (whatismatt)
December 7th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Ah OK. It all becomes clear. Somebody took my post and put it on another blog. That happens quite often, but at least they linked through to here.
December 7th, 2006 at 9:29 pm
please shut up shes the best without dude youre jelous man
SHE IS THE BEST SINGER OF ALL!!!
December 12th, 2006 at 9:44 pm
Vanalli: glad to hear it! Let the “Hate-Fergie”-blogs unite! ;)
January 14th, 2007 at 12:03 am
I couldn’t agree more. Some magazine or another voted her “Sexiest Mom.” Now tell me that isn’t the biggest oxymoron ever. How is the fact that an 8-pound slab of bone and muscle tissue passed through her cavernous vagina the least bit sexy? “Hey, you know she puts out!” Please. She looks like it doesn’t have to even walk on two legs before she’ll spread hers. Her voice is atrocious and aggrivating to the point that I can only classify her singing as aural rape. Why is it that people like John Belushi will die of an overdose but people like Fergie live forever?
February 3rd, 2007 at 10:29 am
Agreed. Talentless, ugly, worthless. She may now die in a fire.
March 2nd, 2007 at 10:16 am
http://groups.myspace.com/enoughwithfergie
March 2nd, 2007 at 10:17 am
I hate Fergie she cant act or sing! And what kind of name is Fergie!?
March 14th, 2007 at 8:59 am
omg i never even knew half the songs i’ve been hearing overplayed to the point of wanting to blow my F’n brains out were even from her… thought they were just some other N!gger b!tch and i would of been fine with that, but no she has to disgrace white women everywhere.
March 16th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
OMG! Im so excited that i found this blog! i Hate fergie with an undying passion. Like seriously, what ugly white chic has the audacity to sing about how the boys line up down the block just to watch what shes got… what is it, crystal? shes trash, like the worst trash ever because she thinks shes like gwen or something. blah. i wish bad things for her. i wish josh dunel will cheat on her with his hot exmodel girlfriend and she will shave her head like brit
March 29th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
hate fergie!!!!!!!
over-estimates herself in all her songs!!!!!
beautiful and sexy?? that face?? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!
does she really think she can SING??
someone slit that throat!!!
April 9th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
I can’t express how much I despise fergie, she single-handedly destroyed the BEPs, who were a decent underground hip hop act. Now they are awful. And whoever told Fergie she could rap should be dragged into the street and shot. I can freestyle lyrics more complex than her written ones and I don’t even rap.
Did she really think “every time i get up on a dude, paparazzi put my business in the news” was a clever lyric? She’s not exactly the second coming of Biggie Smalls.
in closing, i hate her, i hate her, i hate her, and I hope she falls down a well…. that goes for anyone buying her albums as well.
April 11th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
I don’t understand why no one of any authority in the music biz, notices that Fergie STEALS everything she does. She doesn’t have an original bone in her body.. examples: Fergilicious? Bootylicious came first!!!
Let’s get it started? The intro to the BEP’s song is note for note an exact steal from the intro from Alicia Keyes’ Fallin’!!!!
Not to mention, Fergie has a terrible body. no hips, no shape! and her face looks like a bug!! She’s a stick bug!!!
Will someone please sue her for plagiarism!!!!!!!!!
April 24th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
awesome blog, i can’t fucking stand fergie she is a no talent assclown. when someone like fergie makes a song (london bridge) that i not only hate the lyrics but that it has a very annoying rythem plus when she throws her hips side to side and i’m not talking just a wag that is sexy with some girls, it’s the annoying hip throwing, SHE THROWS HER HIPS LIKE A MILE OUT AND IT GOES WITH THE SONG, IT’S SO FUCKING ANNOYING, HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!….. you know what i can’t even write any more i’m so pissed off, i just want to throw my computer she pisses me off so much, FUCK U FERGIE NO TALENT SAC OF BONES, SAVE US THE THE TROUBLE AND THROW YOURSELF OFF LONDON BRIDGE YOU CUNT. IF THE FALL DOESN’T KILL YOU HOPEFULLY YOU CAN’T SWIM.
June 2nd, 2007 at 1:20 am
ur a loser. fergie is successful and very original
is ur life so pointless that ur only source of entertainment is harassing celebrities becuz u dont have anything better to do? and PS u got the lyrics wrong loser
its:
everytime i get up on the DUDE
loser if ur gonna make fun of fergie at least get it right
do the world and favor and get in a car accident
June 8th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
fergie can sing and BEP are great with or with out fergie who has been in the top 10 of many sexiest singer in many mags and how can anyone dislike any person they have never met. i dont like some peoples music and i dislike paris hilton but i would never wast my time slaging celebrities that ive never met. fergie has millions of fans do you?
June 24th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
I hate fergie, shes a bloody alien and she’s just a twat lol sorry i really dislike this woman, if i ever see her i would have no problems throwing something at her head!
July 1st, 2007 at 6:37 am
Fergie steals from black music she is everything wrong with music thats why I say music is dead now if their gonna let someone with no talent who sings like shes black become a star I know girls down da block who would smoke her in vocals she an’t shit she’ll come and go like any other fad and to the comment about her haveing thousands of fans this bull shit music she does cators to mindless children who don’t no any better so get your facts straight bitch
August 9th, 2007 at 3:54 am
I used to hate Fergie too….but then I discovered the track Finally on her album – she sings it great, it’s a killer piano ballad. Awesome, awesome song. So I have had to wind back from hate to mostly-don’t-like.
August 9th, 2007 at 4:12 am
Seems the world is divided about the woman.
November 20th, 2007 at 1:58 am
dear people who hate fergie,
thank you for reconising that “fergie” is not a musican. i hate her with a passion, she has no talent whatsoever and to the dude that said “fergie is sucessful and orginal” you have no taste and should die, people who believe fergie is a talented musican, have got brain cancer. how could you think that thing is “hot” or talented when her music, lyrics and fans are absolute crap. she is just a fad (and i have no idea why anyone would like her) i hope everyone hates her soon, and she is left living in a caravan park with her washed up fame.
November 20th, 2007 at 2:02 am
i hate fergie so much it makes me sick. i cant begin to express my hate for her.
shes shit and a loser. oh god she makes me so angry.
January 27th, 2008 at 1:08 am
She is an insult to all that is right and holy. The utter dregs of American pop culture.
I saw the Black Eyed Peas in concert in the late 1990s; they had this black singer (I think her name was Kim something) and they were actually a decent funk/soul type band. But then I heard that horrendous “Mah Hump” song, and I thought “What the ^$&%#&” HAPPENED to the Black Eyed Peas! That is literally the WORST song I’ve ever heard!” Then I heard her solo stuff. Yeah, when she dies an inglorious death from a meth overdose, I’m gonna miss her like a child misses their dirty diaper.
February 24th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Who are you, and what do you do that makes you think that you’re above me? But have you walked in my shoes? The pedestal, you put yourself on well since I’m breakin’ it down now it’s goin’ collapse and be gone gone.
March 18th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I hate white women that get pumped with enough black cock they act black..
loose pussy liped bitch
August 2nd, 2008 at 6:23 pm
My girlfriend and I saw the BEP in concert in BKK a couple years ago during the Monkey Business Tour. I took one hour of video of that concert from front and center not more then 15 feet away from their dance moves. They sang songs to my Girlfriend. We loved the BEP and danced to their music for six months before we got so lucky to score tickets to this awesome concert. They are extremely talented. Don’t believe me? Well I took Video of Yoeyboy Bkk’s finest rap group (they opened for BEP) and to put it nicely they “SUCKED” It was an amazing experience for me in Thailand. I have had many wonderful amazing experiences in Thailand and have been lucky to avoid getting into trouble with the exception of getting a broken heart from same girl I took to the concert. It’s ok for someone not to like BEP but for me the Monkey Business Tour was awesome. I reviewed about a dozen other venues they performed that year and the BKK Gig was the most intense show they put on all year. They must have really liked my GF. LOLz..Thanks for reading! Choke Dee forever everyone. Love Toby
January 20th, 2009 at 3:15 am
Hello! :| from what i can see you must waste your life on your cheap computer typing up websites on your “burning passion” to hate fergie your an honest loser
April 24th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I also hate fergie, with a passion. She’s the biggest nastiest skank who can’t sing worth beans! She thinks she’s the coolest person/singer in the world, but she’s totally the opposite! I hate her music and her voice! None of her songs from dutchess are good….especially london bridge! I wish someone would create a website against her so everyone else could talk about why they hate her and how she sucks!
June 12th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I can’t even express how happy I am I found people who hate the TALENTLESS TRANNY we call Fergie…She sucks. Shes on the Today show this AM, and when the BEP perform, I will be taking a shower!!
June 15th, 2009 at 5:03 am
We can make our voices heard, people.
June 16th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
When will the world realise that fergie sucks, when i hear her live shows on mtv i feel like stabbing myself with a sharp pensil. Seriosly her lyrics are so bad i want to kill myself. Don’t get me started about her whore’ish look. filthy skank.
July 15th, 2009 at 6:05 am
She is the worst piece of shit, Fergie, I hate that piece of shit no talent bitch and hope she gets cancer and DIES.
December 17th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Great blog, really hits some good points. Everytime I talk to someone about Fergie, EVERY FUCKING TIME, I hear “Yeah she’s okay, but man is she hot! DURHURHUR.” Fergie literally has no talent, and she only has fans because, for some ODD reason, she’s “Sexy.” Now, I swear on my life, if I ever see or meet Fergie, I will kill her, not hurt her, not insult her in a crowd, Kill her. I’m talkin’ flat out destroyed, you won’t be able to recognize the body when i’m through. If you ever hear about fergie’s death, IT WAS ME.
January 26th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I’m glad someone finally said it. And damn, she IS “FUGLY”!