Anyone want to marry Jodie Marsh? Anyone?
The level that some celebrities stoop to in order to gain column inches is absurd. Whether it’s Britney being snapped without any underwear or a Paris Hilton sex tape coming to light a week before the launch of her TV show, the world’s stars are always keen to hog the limelight for no good reason. Paris Hilton is the master of this fine art. Apparently eager to try her hand at almost every career known to man (author, TV star, singer, movie star, porn actress, etc.), Paris has gone so far as to call herself the “iconic blonde of the decade,” comparing herself to the like of Princess Di. The rest of the world thinks differently, and Paris will go into this year’s Guinness Book of Records as the world’s “Most Overrated Celebrity” according to a poll by the Associated Press and AOL.
Despite their despicable ways, at least American celebs have a bit of style. Across the pond in Great Britain there are people like Jodie Marsh, a tarty Paris Hilton-wannabe whose first glimpse of fame came as a lap dancer at Stringfellows. After a number of high-paying appearances as a Page 3 model, Jodie Marsh made a career out of dating other semi-famous people, such as George Best’s son Callum. Frequent appearances in reality TV shows, such as Celebrity Big Brother, have meant that Jodie Marsh is always doing something to get people to look at her.
“I’m desperate to settle down with the man of my dreams,” says Jodie on her new website. “So, I’m launching a nationwide search to find a fella.” That’s right: Jodie Marsh’s latest publicity stunt is to embark on a nationwide search to find a partner. MarryJodieMarsh.com is where to find application forms and details of the “auditions” due to take place in May and June.
Jodie says she is looking for her soulmate. What an absolute disgrace she is. Her TV show ‘Get a Life’, which began in March of this year, was cancelled after just two weeks. Her next move was to team up with MTV for the TV show that will see her find some mug to be her husband. The whole world has seen Jodie Marsh naked, but there is no need to make people endure a wedding; even Paris Hilton has more class than that.
Techno’ tags: Jodie Marsh, Paris Hilton
August 13th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
i would marry jodie marsh she is so hot nice tits lovely face and a very nice pussy. I cant belive that she hasnt got a huspand i would pop the question straight away. you coundlnt say no to that stunner i would be happy to see her so that says it. Im sure shes a nice woman and i wish she did more modeling and more reveling she could surrley get a good modeling agency there only 1 woman in the world thats hotter than her thats katie price i would have sex with them both!!!!!
May 27th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Jodie is a lovely and fantastic looking sexy lady that anyone would love to have with him but I would settle for a signed photo so I could adore her from afar Mr [name, address, phone number and age removed for obvious reasons -- Matt]