Ramos-Horta speaks at the FCCT

Last night, Timor-Leste's outgoing president, Jose Ramos-Horta, gave a speech at the Foreign Correspondents' Club of Thailand in Bangkok, reflecting on 10 years of the country's independence. It was a mostly older crowd, although it was by no means a packed house. Journo Simon Roughneen, who has previously reported from Timor-Leste, introduced the guest. Also in the crowd I saw Lindsay Murdoch, who used to cover Timor-Leste for the Aussie papers.

The speech itself was rather underwhelming and typical Ramos-Horta, taking potshots at the UN, the World Bank, the US and pretty much the entire international aid community. Ramos-Horta also did a good job of talking himself up and it all felt a little self-indulgent.

Here are a few quotes of note from the night:

[On the Petroleum Fund and investments] "We were advised by the Norwegians… well when the financial crisis happened in 2008, 2009. The Norwegians who claim to know everything about petroleum fund lost tens of billions of dollars, so I laugh. So now when they lecture us I say, Excuse me, tell me how much did you lose on your financial investment.' We didn't lose a cent. One of the few petroleum countries that didn't lose a cent in the financial crisis."

Talks for a while about writing a book about the tragic power of the US and then adds: "So I might do that or I might join the next government in Timor-Leste."

[On vetoing laws] "What I have done in the last five years is my own approach. I very diplomatically, rather than veto, if it's a decree law… I call the prime minister, I say, 'Listen, instead of we veto, why don't we just take it back, we don't say to anyone, no-one has to know, can you just change this?' And he appreciates that, so they improve on the law. In the case of the parliament, I have done that."

[On justice for war crimes and the lack of an international tribunal] "Does it mean we don't want justice done? Yes we want, but it will be done in due time in due course by the Indonesians, Indonesian society, as they evolve and the democracy consolidates. In Indonesia… they are beginning to talk about the '65, "66 events in Indonesia. They will do it, but in their own time when the society feels confident about it. For us we have to take care of our victims… even if we want it today, to push for an international tribunal, I guarantee it would not happen, out of the 15 members of the [UN] Security Council, , five perm, 10 non-permanent, we might get one or two non-permanent supporting a resolution, so that's the reality."

During the Q&A, Ramos-Horta had to field some pretty fierce questioning from Shawn Crispin from Asia Times Online. Crispin was clearly agitated from the start, even more so when Ramos-Horta tried to mock him. There were some cold, hard truths in there and Crispin definitely touched a nerve, but I think the tone of it all really surprised everyone. Here's the audio so you can listen for yourself:

Interesting stuff.

Ramos-Horta really took a hit in the presidential election. Had he been more on side for the past couple of years he would probably still have had Xanana's backing, but as we know, there has been tension between Xanana and Ramos-Horta.

Was Ramos-Horta really not in it to win it? Maybe. But that isn't to say that all of this hasn't been a great blow for him. Looking back over the past two or three years, this could all have ended up very differently.

Has Ramos-Horta really lost touch with people on the ground? To an extent, I think so, yes. He is still respected, revered even, but a lot has happened in the last five years and without a real party base, Ramos-Horta has just seemed to become more and more isolated and disconnected. Remember when he threatened to resign when his travel plans were messed with? It's things like that that have stuck in my mind.

Things I've been up to in Bangkok recently

Instagram photos usually go to waste, so I thought I'd pull a few out of my account to illustrate what I've been up to in Bangkok over the past few weeks.

Safafri World in Bangkok

Safafri World in Bangkok

First up, I went to Safari World. Yes, you can go on safari in Bangkok, providing you have a car and don't mind paying 300 baht per person. I normally like zoos and safaris and whatnot, but I wasn't really bowled over by Safari World. There were lots of animals, like birds, zebras, hippos and deer, but it was a bit hot so most of them were chilling out in the shade. The lions and tigers, for example, were all asleep.

The bears, however, provided some entertainment as a group of them tried balancing on a log. Arriving mid-afternoon was probably a mistake, but even so, it was all over a little quickly. Having said that, I'd probably go again.

Bon Chon Chicken

Bon Chon Chicken

Not much to say about Bon Chon Chicken in Thong Lor really, other than that they do awesome chicken for pretty good prices. Check it out.

Ice Cream Expo 2012

Ice Cream Expo 2012

The Ice Cream Expo has been doing the rounds in Bangkok, stopping off at various Central malls around the city. We caught it at Central Ramintra over the weekend and had a lot of fun trying all the goodies. Was a fun way to kill a couple of hours. It's running until May 28, but word to the wise: avoid the sweetcorn ice lollies!

Russel Peters in Bangkok

Russel Peters in Bangkok

Ah, the famous Indian-Canadian comedian Russel Peters stopped off in Bangkok to do a show. I didn't really know what to expect, but it was a packed house at the Queen Sirikit convention centre. I enjoyed the show and he was very funny, but there were times when it felt crass and a little cliche. Half the show was filled with Peters making fun of the audience's names. I get it — Asian names are funny sometimes — but we all knows this. It's not highly original.

All in all, though, I was glad I went, even at 2,500 baht a ticket. We don't get many high-calibre comedians passing through Bangkok, and given how successful this night was — largely down to the city's massive Thai-Indian community — hopefully there will be more.

How much would you pay to date a foreigner?

There are often lengthy debates among foreigners about the downsides of being an outsider in Asia, but I think I've found something that will turn the tables on the whole double-pricing debacle. Check this out:

Hong Kong Dating

Hong Kong Dating

Yes that's right. On Saturday, for just HK$4,800 (US$620), the native ladies of Hong Kong had a night out speed dating for two whole hours with a bunch of foreign men aged 35-48, who didn't have to pay a penny for the privilege. Clearly the Western male is a fashionable, hot commodity in Hong Kong. I was about to scoff at the idea when I saw that this company, HK Speed Dating, actually appears to be doing a roaring trade:

We have CEOs, doctors, lawyers, models, flight attendants, a multi-national client base with a great mix of individuals. Relying on the experience and insights of our consultants, we have so far successfully matched more than 3,000 people over these years.

Might Bangkok follow suit with BK Speed Dating?

h/t to kixes and mrbrown.

Ramos-Horta speaking at the Foreign Correspondents' Club of Thailand

Timor-Leste Ten Years After Independence – An Evening with President Jose Ramos-Horta

8pm, Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Ramos-Horta is Timor-Leste's outgoing president. This will probably be a good time to ask him about what's going to come of his alliance with Fernando "Lasama" de Araujo and his Democratic Party. Is Ramos-Horta going to make moves to stop Gusmao getting the big job? It might also be worth once more bringing up the issue of punishment for human rights abuses.

Despite having lost three siblings in the conflict, Ramos-Horta, who along with Bishop Carlos Filipe Ximenes Belo was awarded the Nobel Peach Prize in 1996 as world attention began to focus on the suffering in East Timor, has opposed the establishment of an international tribunal for crimes committed during the 1975-1999 occupation.

What is happening in Malaysia today?

All eyes are on the Dataran Merdeka (Independence Square) in Kuala Lumpur where 100,000 people are expected to take to the streets on Saturday in a push for electoral reform.

The rally is the third installment in what is known as the Bersih (or "clean") movement. The initial Bersih rally, held in 2007 ahead of general elections, saw riot police fire teargas and water cannons on crowds and the arrest of 245 activists. With general elections expected later this year, the Bersih movement has once again been gathering steam in recent months. Last July, almost 1,700 people were arrested during the second Bersih rally. (Al Jazeera)


Yellow is the colour of choice for the movement.

Bersih 3.0

Bersih 3.0

Reports say crowds have already been teargassed in a number of locations.

3.02pm: Jalan Tun Perak – Police are firing tear gas canisters from Dataran Merdeka. The crowd turns around and walks towards Dataran Maybank away from the square.

3.24pm: Masjid Jamek – In front of the LRT Bersih the crowd refuses to budge and shout “Bersih” despite tear gas being fired at them.

3.29pm: Bar Council – After orders to disperse are issued, water cannon and tear gas are fired at the crowd outside the Bar Council building at Lebuh Pasar Besar.

@fahmi_fadzil Tweets:

Got teargassed at Hang Lekiu. Lost contact w 8 friends. Unnecessary police action. Abt 5-6 shots. Ran. Couldn't breathe.

@mulberrytweets Tweeted this pic:

#bersih streets after gas

#bersih streets after gas

@iMleesh Tweets:

Everyone was suffering from effects of tear gas. Someone handed me water to wash my face. My neck was burning from something.

Everyone was helping one another, handing out salt. I never knew the salt would help that much! Instant relief in my mouth.

Prolific Irish journo Simon Roughneen is in KL:

The rally organizers, known as Bersih (Malay for ‘clean’) 3.0, are a coalition of nongovernmental organizations and rights groups who say they want Malaysia’s electoral laws amended. Opposition MPs allege that tens of thousands of irregularities persist on the electoral register, while Bersih’s calls for the election commission to resign will have acquired added momentum by allegations Friday that the EC head and deputy head failed to disclose past membership of the governing party . The rally is being held ahead of anticipated snap polls later this year.

Simon is also Tweeting from the streets:

Tear-gassed - again - in KL.

Tear-gassed - again - in KL.