It’s the only place on the island that plays decent music and yet the crowd doesn’t sit well with the whole place. It’s halfway between a restaurant and a club (like Bed) but I want a more diverse range of people to start going there; preferably not people who just mince around taking pictures of themselves.

“The sales girls in particular get on my nerves because they do nothing except take pictures of one another and rub their bodies on each other when everybody is looking”

- You’re a man of unimpeachable moral standards my friend.

Sounds more appealing than negotiating the knucleheads on Bangla Rd looking for a punch up.

They’re girls who work in sales. You’re supposed to read the whole article, not just the title 555.

“Property sales girls”. That was our clue Kitty ;) I’m just kidding. as I said, they make tons of money and hang out with old dudes. Fair play I guess.

Dear Cool, vanalli, other dudes here too… we aren’t like what u think. We just want to have some fun after depressing time at work, we paid for the drinks to have fun with our friends..so what is wrong with it..we dont want to be farang wife’s like u thought.. we dont care what other people say about us..we respect the place at least. In conclusion, we are not prostitutes like u have seen around patongs, we like club lime cuz of the music..and very disappointed that this guy who posted this article will have a very nagative attitude, this shows how his mind is like.. haha

hey mate!!!

you must be so dump….in Phuket, property sales girls are cool, fun, beautiful and smart….if this get on your nerve, then you shouldn’t show up at Lime, because that’s their place to hang out…..I would suggest you to drop by just Bangla road….then there will be no property girls, but you will get sale girls instead…….. hahahaha

vanalli says
“Property sales girls”. That was our clue Kitty ;) I’m just kidding. as I said, they make tons of money and hang out with old dudes. Fair play I guess. ”

hang out with old dudes, that refered to prostitutes like bar girls at patong, but if we hang out with old guys so what is wrong with it??? as long as they are good people???? any problem with that?? u guys just insulting us here!! why blaming us for those behaviors!! why don’t blame on those dirty farang guys who came to Thailand to F***? that is worse than us taking pictures!! pls be more adult and think more whatever u said, will say, …

The old dudes were the guys I saw at the club. Yes, I’m sure that taking a snapshot of that night and basing my opinion on it was unwise, but don’t hang me for it. I’m sure you’re all great people, but this is just an opinion, and it’s written to be tongue in cheek, opinionated and flippant.

You’ve just called me a loser, uneducated, someone with problems in his life, a person who lives in a cave, and someone who doesn’t enjoy his life.

There, you got me all wrong with your judgment, as I’m sure I did you. I’d say that makes us just about even. I’m sorry for offending you all and would love for you to prove how wrong I am next time you see me.

I’m not gay. And I am sorry. Really. I had no idea that people would react like this. Yes, sure, I should think before I post, but I’m not perfect and I don’t always think. I wasn’t trying to offend you.

Honestly, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt anybody. You know what, I’m pretty scared now because I had no idea there were so many of you. And now I think that whenever I go out someone is gonna come get me.

But what does gay have to do with anything?

Oh the visions of Matt being chased down the street by some jumped up sales girls, hell i’d buy tickets :)

Sales Girls, dahlings, concentrate on wondering if this seasons saddle bag and Prada accessories can be purchased with your commision, he’s only little and whilst it would be fun to see you all get in the ring (hmmm baby oil, copies of the property guide as weapons and some watermelons come to mind), flaming on the web is so 1998

Gay!… you know why gay? because they like to comment, specially on the girls…is that mean something?

nothing to against gay, just familiar with this behavior… i have plenty of gay friends and they cool…

be careful my friend next time said thing like that not only on us, also to anyone…

we said….if you started..we will continue to the end….come on we dare you..show yourself next time, talk properly with brain of course…

and Daniel… this is not our shopping season…this is more interested issue on us for some comment of stupid guys in here that try to ruin our reputation..

be careful, i think you will one day fall in love with one of those property girl…

come to BYD Loft-Patong this Friday 9.00 PM sharp… we all see you there, no worry we not gonna eat you.

“come to BYD Loft-Patong this Friday 9.00 PM sharp… we all see you there, no worry we not gonna eat you.”

So we have a date? How many of you are there gonna be? I’m really scared. Honestly.

hi vanalli… you made a very right observation. you dont need to defend yourself or say sorry for what you wrote only because some strange girls post some comments here. as you can see from their comments, they didnt understand completely what you wrote in that article. so their claimed superior education cant be of a that high standard. only because some of them know how to open a bottle of red wine doesnt make them educated… from buying propery here and elsewhere in asia i have learned that especially in phuket people tend to have a loose mind (and body). maybe the environment with all those bars, cheap and esay sex, no limits has an influence on everybody working there, after some time and years. especially on young girls… clubbing with smart and nice people without a bunch of loose girls have yet to be invented in phuket…. but you can try singapore… there are even thai women that work in financial advisory, lawyers, or for the big 4… and sure there are totally different - but also have a lot of fun…. hve fun with the “phuket lifestyle”, its nothing for good guys with a good heart… cheers !

Daniel, stop using sales girl..otherwise you will get these girls start again…

Vanalli or Matt, you will date with maybe 10 girls minimum, don’t be scared…if you can answer our question….you can maybe help us working on some project (with research first of course)

Don’t be scared Vanalli, you will be just fine!. There will be only a few of us. U’ll save i promise… :-S
and yes, we have a date!

From Flame to Date in 35 comments, only in Thailand :)

hey Property Buyer…are you crazy?? we were about to stop with peace here, and all the sudden you popped up with your silly comment.. Matt or Vanalli and all the girls are going to have a good time and no more misunderstanding!! only a friendship…sigh.. you are party pooper!!

Hahaha. Gold.

p/s what do you mean Daniel that you don’t find Thai girls that attractive?Attractive is subjective, open your mind man, people individually are attractive, not just a whole ethnicity. Since this post is about generalising, your flippant remarks can be thrown back at you with a) your domain is South African?? wow. long history there of cultural relativism! b) a worker in fashion who cannot find things attractive? wtf?!

good luck to you, lol.

Should write more of this kind of post !
It’s quite funny to read other people’s reactions ! ;-)
Hope you won’t hide this article: be proud of it!

Loyal visitors are with you !

Without doubt, this has been the craziest day this blog has ever known. You’ve got to laugh really.

Hahaha, Daniel why did you bother responding at all? Ignorant little swine. Oh yes, I certainly am. What history did I throw at you? I said cultural relativist and South Africa. You have elaborated your own ignorance in even responding to my flippant remark!

Isn’t this nice?! You attack my manhood for no reason whatsoever, I suggest that you question your own manhood and have projected this in your remark. Good for you! More anemic photojournalism please!

Hardly a Thai thing… Here’s a self-confessed cam whore in Singapore who fills her blog with the whole “…take pictures of one another and rub their bodies on each other when everybody is looking” thing. Dunno what’s up with that… http://www.subtly-michelle.blogspot.com

Daniel: “…flaming on the web is so 1998.”

…Nyuk nyuk nyuk…

Matt, you have caused a stir.
A malicious attitude to the depicted events would have taken an older person to write this article, which I don’t feel you are by your seemingly genuine responses to the girls required furore. So an excuse could be ‘journalistic inexperience’ or a youthful blunder. You are though lucky because you have reported, albeit with negative overtones, about a bunch of girls that are some of the nicest, warmest, genuine people you would find in cool Phuket. They will be lenient with you, I feel, and continuing on a line of straight forwardness and honesty with them will do you well. Maybe some friends are made on this day. And as for the old dudes…..

This “silly little blog” is read by hundreds of people every day and features a number of paid-for advertising spots. Don’t underestimate the power of the Internet. You’d be surprised how far things like this can reach, especially something like this which has generated significant traffic.

I can tell you that in a couple of days more than a thousand people have read my initial article, so by that same token, they’ve read all the responses. That may not be a huge amount, but just as I should have thought before I posted, perhaps everybody should have. You all posted from your places of work too.

You never know who is reading this. Well, I do, but nobody else does 555.

“You all posted from your places of work too.”

Where else would people be posting from? Aren’t blogs there to bridge the time between coming in and leaving at night?

and “Someone from those property girls” … your last post was a tad too obvious.

right. never mind me. i’m not here to discuss the issue on a serious level, anyway. i’ll just stop now. but all of you, please keep going… please?

sorry vanalli, didn’t mean to upset you by the silly little blog phrase (it isn’t as you argued and pointed out, i stand corrected), i just wanted to point out that these property girls got so heated about the opinion of 1 random person!!!!!! (my god they were even threatening you with possible violence) again no offense intended but who gives a shyt man, it’s just the opinion of (no offense intended again, from your blog i know you are a noted/skilled dj and writer and others but) just another ordinary guy in the end. aren’t they putting too much emphasis on what you say? too sensitive man, too sensitive these girls.
anyway, i enjoy your blog, i particularly liked your dog story way back. adios.

Comment No.55 and no. 62 - using name Adios or whoever wanna be someone, pretending to be someone posting here - you are …(can’t find a word to describe your manner) I”M THE REAL PERSON WHO POST AND USE NAME AS ‘SOMEONE FROM THOSE PROPERTY GIRLS’ and excuse me! we ( or I) never called ourselves ‘an idiot’ like you just using someone name and calling yourself that..

and “Ice Bar Picture taker” you are smart! and I agree with you the post no. 55 a tad too obvious!!

Ohh one MORE thing, I DON’T HATE PARIS HILTON!!! BUT I DON’T LIKE PARIS HILTON!!!

What happened Matt? Jeez… I don’t know about you writing at TP anymore… just stay where you are man, you’re a live-wire! lol! hahahahahaha…. I’ve not had this many hate comments in 9 months from my blog… guess I’d better be more controversial like you’ve suddenly become! Good luck mate…

I like property girls very much when i dj at clublime!
They are sexy, cool, smart and dance wild………..!!!
Cant wait to dj there again and next time on SAT!

CIAO CIAO CIAO

arggggggggggggg!!!

i wont be there this week end, in Bangkok for a club grend opening…
should be back in Phuket within a week or 2… BE READY got lots of new tunes…

CIAO!

cantttttttttttttttttttt, wanting but cantttttttttttttttttttttttttt
moving there 4good so still few things to do here in bkk…
so then you can have it every week ends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Property Girls,

I am getting ready to return to Patong on Oct. 22, 07 for the second time this year.
I have found that 99.9% of the Thai people very beautiful and friendly.Maybe this has something to do with the way I treat and respect others as I would also like to be treated(do u think!). I love to dance and have a great time as I managed to do for 15 wonderful nights all over Patong .This included many clubs where I was the only Farang present. I love the culture and have taken care to read about same.I have been all over the world and mixed with the people and never a problem. It would be my pleasure to see the property girls in action and perhaps buy everyone a drink…………provided of coarse that i may be aloud to take a picture of such a famous group of ladies!!!!!!!!! Also this one is for partyboy…….bet I can get the DJ to play something happening for u 2……………………Might even let u dance with my beautiful Thai lady………but only if u act like a gentleman. Chow

Bangkok JEDI,

I always say” Give me your heart , Make it real, or else forget about it”

Thanks for the post.. am visiting the area in the new year and was hoping to find somewhere with some electro or dnb.

i like Puket because of Beach

If I could frame this comment I would.

hey vanalli, you’re gonna hafta buy a condo to get out of this one! ;)

Haha thanks (Matt?) for the laugh, crying with laughter still.

Answer these question please: would the above writing still be the same if the sales girls had rubbed their bodies together on you, instead of on each other? And what happens when u get old, eh?

sorry, just curious. Thanks for the fun blog.