Phuket sales girls and my first decent clubbing discovery

Since I arrived in Phuket three months ago I’ve been desperately searching for some real nightlife. Recently, I’ve found a couple of places of note. One such place is Club Lime in Patong, located on the beach road next to Rock City and Club Andaman Resort.

I went to Club Lime for the first time on Friday night. What’s good about this place is that it pushes real dance music and the DJs are fairly decent. The music was primarily electro, with a bit of house and tech house to boot. It was real dance floor stuff, although Club Lime doesn’t have much of a dance floor. But still, there is space in front of the bar to dance.

The guys at Club Lime are looking to push clubbing in Phuket to new boundaries. Starting next month, there will be drum ‘n’ bass nights (which I might get involved in) and more DJs will be asked to play. Nakadia is due to play October 12, and after all the stick I’ve been giving her on the Bangkok Recorder forums, I’d like to see her play again.

The only thing with Club Lime is the people who go there. This is something that needs a bit of work. Hopefully a couple of articles I’m writing will drive some actual clubbers to the venue.

At the moment, it feels a bit like Bed Supperclub. Lime is full of old dudes and property sales girls. The sales girls in particular get on my nerves because they do nothing except take pictures of one another and rub their bodies on each other when everybody is looking. Sometimes they just pose and take their own pictures. I’ve never understood this.

One thing I’ve noticed about Phuket is that there are two types of people here: teachers and people working in real estate. Then there are the media people who write about the people working in real estate. If you enjoy talking about commissions and beauty salons then the sales girls will be happy to oblige. You wouldn’t believe how much money these girls are making as well; makes me think I should have been a sales girl.

Other than the sales girls issue, Club Lime is worth checking out.

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87 Responses to Phuket sales girls and my first decent clubbing discovery

  1. Sooksiam says:

    Are you trying to single out a particular group of people? Maybe the reason that specific type of clubbers who usually go to this place might be because they just like the way it is.

    Remember the place caters for everybody, not only for Matt.

    ;o)

  2. vanalli says:

    It's the only place on the island that plays decent music and yet the crowd doesn't sit well with the whole place. It's halfway between a restaurant and a club (like Bed) but I want a more diverse range of people to start going there; preferably not people who just mince around taking pictures of themselves.

  3. peter says:

    nothing new, The Kinks singing about it "People take pictures of each other, Just to prove that they really existed" hum that song to yourself and you can bear such situation with a smile. and look, other people taking pictures of ice cream.

    'property sales girls' – don't know that species, but love that classification in categories. i guess they are like the paralegal and legal assistants girls. a new world to explore, (not.)

    good to hear you found something that fits you musical needs down there in the province. relieve your stress and give john aka DJ Bella G my best regards.

  4. Jay says:

    "The sales girls in particular get on my nerves because they do nothing except take pictures of one another and rub their bodies on each other when everybody is looking"

    - You're a man of unimpeachable moral standards my friend.

  5. vanalli says:

    Ah they get on my nerves. Maybe I'm alone in these thoughts.

  6. Wombat says:

    Sounds more appealing than negotiating the knucleheads on Bangla Rd looking for a punch up.

  7. gnarlykitty says:

    Call me a clubbing newbie but what the fack are the sales girls? Bar girls? Those beer girls? What's the difference?

  8. vanalli says:

    They're girls who work in sales. You're supposed to read the whole article, not just the title 555.

  9. gnarlykitty says:

    Well they didn't sound like real estate agents the way you describe them.

  10. vanalli says:

    "Property sales girls". That was our clue Kitty ;) I'm just kidding. as I said, they make tons of money and hang out with old dudes. Fair play I guess.

  11. cool says:

    “Property sales girls”. ….may be she want to be farang wife's such as your gig…support them please

  12. Someone from those property girls says:

    Dear Cool, vanalli, other dudes here too… we aren't like what u think. We just want to have some fun after depressing time at work, we paid for the drinks to have fun with our friends..so what is wrong with it..we dont want to be farang wife's like u thought.. we dont care what other people say about us..we respect the place at least. In conclusion, we are not prostitutes like u have seen around patongs, we like club lime cuz of the music..and very disappointed that this guy who posted this article will have a very nagative attitude, this shows how his mind is like.. haha

  13. property sales girls says:

    property sales girls… careful with what you write ma darling! on this island there are thousand of property sales girls…You can't judge people like that…Whatever they do it because they enjoy their lifestyle here..

    "The sales girls in particular get on my nerves because they do nothing except take pictures of one another and rub their bodies on each other when everybody is looking. Sometimes they just pose and take their own pictures. I’ve never understood this"

    Hey..look at what you wrote…let me tell you something alien!! people are enjoy their lifestyle in different way…so do you right!!! but the it just the way you enjoy it..

    and if anything they did, didn't hurt you, then you shouldn't worry…..

  14. love property girls says:

    hey mate!!!

    you must be so dump….in Phuket, property sales girls are cool, fun, beautiful and smart….if this get on your nerve, then you shouldn't show up at Lime, because that's their place to hang out…..I would suggest you to drop by just Bangla road….then there will be no property girls, but you will get sale girls instead…….. hahahaha

  15. vanalli says:

    I never said you were prostitutes or freeloaders. And I didn't mention anything about being anybody's wife. Ok, Ok, perhaps I was a bit out of order. But you girls do take way too many pictures of yourselves!

    Next time you see me feel free to slap me.

  16. Someone from those property girls says:

    vanalli says
    “Property sales girls”. That was our clue Kitty ;) I’m just kidding. as I said, they make tons of money and hang out with old dudes. Fair play I guess. "

    hang out with old dudes, that refered to prostitutes like bar girls at patong, but if we hang out with old guys so what is wrong with it??? as long as they are good people???? any problem with that?? u guys just insulting us here!! why blaming us for those behaviors!! why don't blame on those dirty farang guys who came to Thailand to F***? that is worse than us taking pictures!! pls be more adult and think more whatever u said, will say, …

  17. Tiger..Here I am says:

    Man! You were just thinking out loud!!, and too bad that I came across this article.

    I am one of a property sales girl. And believe me Man!! They are not happy at all when saw this article.
    It just the way you posted it and I wanted to point out from the comment 10 “they make tons of money and hang out with old dudes. Fair play I guess”, Well to this point, the fact that they make ton of money, but please clarify hang out with old dudes??? What were your intentions in mentioning this part?? , if you have to much time and tried to get attention from the readers by spicing up or bend the truth, this is not going to work!! Sound likes looser to me, are you?
    I assumed that you are having problem with your life and just don’t know how to enjoy lifestyle. Well, you better stay where you are, which IN THE CAVE OF COUSE!

    Normally Education would help people to develop they attitude and they mind but with you I don’t think it would work. I didn’t expect that u must have been to the Uni but Maybe Reformatory school could have helped, no ??
    Wrong time, Wrong place, and you have just played with Wrong people!!

  18. vanalli says:

    The old dudes were the guys I saw at the club. Yes, I'm sure that taking a snapshot of that night and basing my opinion on it was unwise, but don't hang me for it. I'm sure you're all great people, but this is just an opinion, and it's written to be tongue in cheek, opinionated and flippant.

    You've just called me a loser, uneducated, someone with problems in his life, a person who lives in a cave, and someone who doesn't enjoy his life.

    There, you got me all wrong with your judgment, as I'm sure I did you. I'd say that makes us just about even. I'm sorry for offending you all and would love for you to prove how wrong I am next time you see me.

  19. I am a property girl says:

    just to remind you that before you post any crap like this….think first before judge people then you don't have to say "OK, OK, PERHAPS I WAS A BIT OUT OF ORDER"

    try to use your real brain to think, not only use your pair brain down below my friend!!!

    feel sorry for your problem that cannot see people enjoy themselves… if you are gay, feel free to talk to me, understand that you might be struggle at first to get to know people….i have plenty of gay friends….

    what you have wrote is hurting all property girls here who like to go out and who don't..

    better say sorry about what you have wrote….

  20. vanalli says:

    I'm not gay. And I am sorry. Really. I had no idea that people would react like this. Yes, sure, I should think before I post, but I'm not perfect and I don't always think. I wasn't trying to offend you.

    Honestly, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt anybody. You know what, I'm pretty scared now because I had no idea there were so many of you. And now I think that whenever I go out someone is gonna come get me.

    But what does gay have to do with anything?

  21. I am a property girl says:

    this not about you get even!!! you can't even try to started to comment these people that way before you know a bit about them…..

    and you are very wrong about these girls…if you wanna dare, try to show up next time and let see

  22. Daniel says:

    Oh the visions of Matt being chased down the street by some jumped up sales girls, hell i'd buy tickets :)

    Sales Girls, dahlings, concentrate on wondering if this seasons saddle bag and Prada accessories can be purchased with your commision, he's only little and whilst it would be fun to see you all get in the ring (hmmm baby oil, copies of the property guide as weapons and some watermelons come to mind), flaming on the web is so 1998

  23. Someone from those property girls says:

    Vanalli, if we hang out with old people, have you ever thought that they might be our colleagues? or our customers buying houses? have u thought of itt???

    Dear property friends.. his profile is like this
    I read my BA (Hons) in Biblical Studies (I’m not Christian, in case that’s what you’re assuming) at the University of Sheffield and graduated in 2004. I wrote articles for the student newspaper and magazine during my final 18 months of study. I worked in Admin for the Home Office for six months after graduation, and I co-promoted events and DJ’ed in Sheffield bars and clubs.

    he has an education,but doesn't seem to…

  24. I am a property girl says:

    Gay!… you know why gay? because they like to comment, specially on the girls…is that mean something?

    nothing to against gay, just familiar with this behavior… i have plenty of gay friends and they cool…

    be careful my friend next time said thing like that not only on us, also to anyone…

  25. Someone from those property girls says:

    Daniel, what is wrong with buying prada purse with our salary that we got legally and we have the right to do so??? do you want to be another anti-property sales girls??

  26. I am a property girl says:

    we said….if you started..we will continue to the end….come on we dare you..show yourself next time, talk properly with brain of course…

    and Daniel… this is not our shopping season…this is more interested issue on us for some comment of stupid guys in here that try to ruin our reputation..

    be careful, i think you will one day fall in love with one of those property girl…

  27. vanalli says:

    Please! No more anti-property sales girls!

    From the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry!

    "and you are very wrong about these girls…if you wanna dare, try to show up next time and let see"

    I'm even being threatened here! I just wrote some silly comments that weren't supposed to offend anybody. The whole thing was just thoughtless. Seriously, what are you gonna do if I do show up? Am I gonna get lunched?

    Really, tell me where you will be next and I'll come. This is getting crazy here. I have got you all wrong and I had no idea. On the same level, I think you've got me wrong. So, I'm prepared to meet all of you out in Phuket some time. You can say whatever you want to me. I'd rather clear the air than have 1,000 girls out to get me. It was just a thoughtless comment as a joke.

    Again, I'm sorry. So what do you say? Can please all get along?

  28. I am a property girl says:

    come to BYD Loft-Patong this Friday 9.00 PM sharp… we all see you there, no worry we not gonna eat you.

  29. Daniel says:

    If you actually looked at what i wrote, you will see i said rather concentrate on shopping that going after Matt.

    I work in Fashion, so i'm more than happy if you buy shit

  30. vanalli says:

    "come to BYD Loft-Patong this Friday 9.00 PM sharp… we all see you there, no worry we not gonna eat you."

    So we have a date? How many of you are there gonna be? I'm really scared. Honestly.

  31. Daniel says:

    Can i come? I'll take pictures and comment on the look of the sales girls

    Have you gone for a Scandanavian summer look, or a the down-and-out Tribeca look that just graced NYCEE last week?

  32. hi vanalli… you made a very right observation. you dont need to defend yourself or say sorry for what you wrote only because some strange girls post some comments here. as you can see from their comments, they didnt understand completely what you wrote in that article. so their claimed superior education cant be of a that high standard. only because some of them know how to open a bottle of red wine doesnt make them educated… from buying propery here and elsewhere in asia i have learned that especially in phuket people tend to have a loose mind (and body). maybe the environment with all those bars, cheap and esay sex, no limits has an influence on everybody working there, after some time and years. especially on young girls… clubbing with smart and nice people without a bunch of loose girls have yet to be invented in phuket…. but you can try singapore… there are even thai women that work in financial advisory, lawyers, or for the big 4… and sure there are totally different – but also have a lot of fun…. hve fun with the "phuket lifestyle", its nothing for good guys with a good heart… cheers !

  33. I am a property girl says:

    please stop everything here…. next time write…"who's cool people to hang out with"

  34. I am a property girl says:

    Daniel, stop using sales girl..otherwise you will get these girls start again…

    Vanalli or Matt, you will date with maybe 10 girls minimum, don't be scared…if you can answer our question….you can maybe help us working on some project (with research first of course)

  35. I am a property girl says:

    wow Property buyer…that quiet straight up eh? carefully look back of what you wrote and try to spell the word "RESPECT"

  36. Tiger..Here I am says:

    Don't be scared Vanalli, you will be just fine!. There will be only a few of us. U'll save i promise… :-S
    and yes, we have a date!

  37. Daniel says:

    I'm confused, i haven't used a sales girl and don't wish to. Don't find Thai girls that attractive, so won't be using one.

  38. Daniel says:

    From Flame to Date in 35 comments, only in Thailand :)

  39. Someone from those property girls says:

    Heyy Daniel, ahh sorry I got you wrong..I was in the middle of working so didn't read it carefully lol ..well, even though you haven't found any attractive Thai girls, well, we can be friends then :D yes can meet at BYD :D promise to take loads pic lol xx

  40. Someone from those property girls says:

    hey Property Buyer…are you crazy?? we were about to stop with peace here, and all the sudden you popped up with your silly comment.. Matt or Vanalli and all the girls are going to have a good time and no more misunderstanding!! only a friendship…sigh.. you are party pooper!!

  41. Sean's MoM says:

    Well after over 20 emails over this issue which first came from me.
    I’d say it’s different attitude. The farang might just like to share his opinion which I find it’s pretty common thing to do. As a Thais, do not take any comments what so ever! The guy just saw something he never seen in any club, which I do agree. So for those who enjoy taking photos, rubbing bodies keep on doing so with confident ,with out having to care what other would think about! I’m not on anyone side but look to me like sometime there are others that react like a mirror for us to see ourselves. Don’t take it personal. That’s my opinion. Stay cool, stay pretty….:)

    mel

  42. Grasshopper says:

    Hahaha. Gold.

    p/s what do you mean Daniel that you don't find Thai girls that attractive?Attractive is subjective, open your mind man, people individually are attractive, not just a whole ethnicity. Since this post is about generalising, your flippant remarks can be thrown back at you with a) your domain is South African?? wow. long history there of cultural relativism! b) a worker in fashion who cannot find things attractive? wtf?!

    good luck to you, lol.

  43. Daniel says:

    hey so that means i get a date as well?

    sweet!

  44. Thai Chat says:

    Should write more of this kind of post !
    It's quite funny to read other people's reactions ! ;-)
    Hope you won't hide this article: be proud of it!

    Loyal visitors are with you !

  45. Daniel says:

    Grasshopper, we can go into detail about the subjectiveness to ones desire on attractiveness, but let's not huh?

    Really is there any need for the rather sad little attack? Does it make you feel better? Do you feel happier?

    Or is it easier to hide behind a little cute name and feel all manly.

    If you did actually see what work i did you will see where i stand on South Africa's past and also, if you were educated, you would also know that whilst South Africa did have a racism issue, the Great and Powerful Commonwealth was responsible for most of the root causes of Apartheid in SA.

    Next time you want to try and throw the some history at me, by all means come into the argument with some intelligence and not the usual falang attitude often found in Thailand.

    Ignorant little swine

  46. vanalli says:

    Without doubt, this has been the craziest day this blog has ever known. You've got to laugh really.

  47. Sooksiam says:

    "Really is there any need for the rather sad little attack? Does it make you feel better? Do you feel happier?"

    I thought you were the first to make an unthinking comment about Thai girls. I thought the whole issue is between Matt and the girls. Why did you join in?

    The Apartheid issue is quite an interesting one. I just happened to watch a programme about it on BBC Four last night. I just realised that white and black people had to be get on separate buses during the Apartheid years. How sad was that!

    Ignorant little swine? Is this the way a SA intelligent being normally speaks? No one would lay into you, if you learned how to talk to women properly, regardless of which nationality they were. I reckon they do not teach social etiquette in SA, do they?

    Again, you have your opinion and so have the others; enjoy a free rant.

  48. Grasshopper says:

    Hahaha, Daniel why did you bother responding at all? Ignorant little swine. Oh yes, I certainly am. What history did I throw at you? I said cultural relativist and South Africa. You have elaborated your own ignorance in even responding to my flippant remark!

    Isn't this nice?! You attack my manhood for no reason whatsoever, I suggest that you question your own manhood and have projected this in your remark. Good for you! More anemic photojournalism please!

  49. red and white says:

    Well you know what they say Matt: "Any publicity is good publicity"!

    You are certainly testing that cliche right now :-)

    I can't think why they would take it so seriously , I'll bet they are just winding you up. I wish I had fit young property sales women chasing me. Maybe I'm too young for them?

  50. Davidious says:

    Hardly a Thai thing… Here's a self-confessed cam whore in Singapore who fills her blog with the whole "…take pictures of one another and rub their bodies on each other when everybody is looking" thing. Dunno what's up with that… http://www.subtly-michelle.blogspot.com

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