I was sat on the beach in Kuta and one of those chaps selling blowpipes and bows-and-arrows stopped by.
Him: Hey. You want look?
Me: I have no use for a bow-and-arrow.
Him: Use for decoration. See. Looks good.
Me: I don't even have a home to put it in. What would I possibly do with it?
Him: It's good for killing cat, see? You can use to shoot cat.
Me: But I like cats.
Him: OK. See you.